- What was your first impression of (Sobek)?
Matteo: Sobek was hot. Like seriously fucking hot. But then he was creepy and I wanted nothing to do with him.
Sobek: Don’t be dramatic. I wasn’t creepy. You caught me staring at you from the hallway one time and decided I was a weirdo.
Matteo: You ARE a weirdo!
Sobek: Anyway, when I first saw Matteo I thought he was perfect. Everything about him was exactly what I needed to have. I also thought he was a little naive and too sweet for the world he was born into. It’s what made me want to protect him.
Matteo: *mumbling* Protecting someone doesn’t include kidnapping.
Sobek: Do you want to go back to your room? I didn’t think so. Be quiet now. *pats hand* Good job.
- If you had to compare Sobek to an animal, which animal would it be and why?
Matteo:I don’t know if I’d compare him to an animal. Everyone calls him crocodile but he’s more like an effed up monster from hell.
Sobek: Matteo is a puppy. He makes a lot of noise and will probably pee on your rug, but his bark is worse than his bite.
Matteo: I am not a puppy.
Sobek: Did you not sit for me when I asked? Precisely. Don’t grumble.
- If you got a chance to turn the clock back to an earlier time, would you? When would you turn it back to?
Matteo: No. Honestly going back in my life…it was more difficult than I’ve even told Sobek. I wouldn’t want to go back.
Sobek: I agree. Why would I go back in time? I have everything I want now.
- If you could change one thing about Sobek what would it be?
Sobek: That’s not very nice.
Matteo: It’s true. You have issues!
Sobek: He doesn’t mean that. I wouldn’t change anything about Matteo that I haven’t already. I like him for who he is.
Matteo: You literally changed crap about me and continue to do it.
Sobek: I think you need a time out.
Matteo: No effing thanks!
- Do you have any regrets? If so, what?
Matte:… I had to do what I had to do. Every once in a while I think about it but it was for Sobek.
Sobek: I don’t have any regrets. A god never goes back on what he wants.
- What do you fear the most?
Sobek: Being vulnerable. Let’s leave it at that and move on.
- What makes you happy?
Matteo: A stiff drink and an evening alone.
Sobek: A stiff drink and Matteo.
- What do you like to do in your spare time?
Matteo: Mostly I’ve been doing whatever I want. I have a ton of free time now. If Sobek’s home then I’ll do something with him and just get away from the rest of the world.
Sobek: What free time? I’m always busy and I like it that way.
Matteo: Because he doesn’t have to think about anything.
Sobek: You talk too much.
- How do you deal with it if someone crosses you?
Sobek: Slowly and painfully, usually something involving pliers and a knife.
Matteo: I prefer quick and painless. Give me a gun any day.
- What do you want to be written on your gravestone?
Matteo: Don’t write anything on it. I don’t want anyone to bug me.
Sobek: What’s the point? I’ll just come back again.
Matteo: *rolls his eyes* So he says.
Sobek: Okay, that’s it. We have to go. Get up. Now.
Matteo: Fuck. Might need that gravestone sooner rather than later.